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  <pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:21:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Sickness brings ideas</title>
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  <description>I&apos;ve been inspired to make thinnngs&lt;br /&gt;I just wish I had the time!!</description>
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  <lj:music>If it Kills Me: Jason Mraz</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:28:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>books!</title>
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  <description>1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.&lt;br /&gt;2) Italicize those you intend to read.&lt;br /&gt;3) Underline the books you LOVE.&lt;br /&gt;4) Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who&apos;ve read 6 and force books upon them&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6 The Bible&lt;br /&gt;7 Wuthering Heights&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell &lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott&lt;br /&gt;12 Tess of the D&apos;Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14 Complete Works of Shakespeare&lt;br /&gt;15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier&lt;br /&gt;16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien&lt;br /&gt;17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19 The Time Traveller&apos;s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger&lt;br /&gt;20 Middlemarch - George Eliot&lt;br /&gt;21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;25 The Hitch Hiker&apos;s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh&lt;br /&gt;27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky&lt;br /&gt;28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame&lt;br /&gt;31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy&lt;br /&gt;32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis&lt;br /&gt;34 Emma - Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;35 Persuasion - Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini&lt;br /&gt;38 Captain Corelli&apos;s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres&lt;br /&gt;39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden&lt;br /&gt;40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne&lt;br /&gt;41 Animal Farm - George Orwell&lt;br /&gt;42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving&lt;br /&gt;45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;48 The Handmaid&apos;s Tale - Margaret Atwood&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding&lt;br /&gt;50 Atonement - Ian McEwan&lt;br /&gt;51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel&lt;br /&gt;52 Dune - Frank Herbert&lt;br /&gt;53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons&lt;br /&gt;54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth&lt;br /&gt;56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon&lt;br /&gt;57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon !!&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez&lt;br /&gt;61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;68 Bridget Jones&apos;s Diary - Helen Fielding&lt;br /&gt;69 Midnight&apos;s Children - Salman Rushdie&lt;br /&gt;70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville&lt;br /&gt;71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;72 Dracula - Bram Stoker&lt;br /&gt;73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett&lt;br /&gt;74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson&lt;br /&gt;75 Ulysses - James Joyce&lt;br /&gt;76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath&lt;br /&gt;77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome&lt;br /&gt;78 Germinal - Emile Zola&lt;br /&gt;79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray&lt;br /&gt;80 Possession - AS Byatt&lt;br /&gt;81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell&lt;br /&gt;83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker&lt;br /&gt;84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro&lt;br /&gt;85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert&lt;br /&gt;86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle&lt;br /&gt;90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton&lt;br /&gt;91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;94 Watership Down - Richard Adams&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole&lt;br /&gt;96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute&lt;br /&gt;97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas&lt;br /&gt;98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:39:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>wants...</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://pics.livejournal.com/theironuterus/pic/00001q1r/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://pics.livejournal.com/theironuterus/pic/00001q1r/s320x240&quot; width=&quot;320&quot; height=&quot;239&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://cgi.ebay.com/ANTHROPOLOGIE-Jacket-VINTAGE-FLORAL-sz-8-SALE_W0QQitemZ160383532931QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_CSA_WC_Blazers_Tailored_Jackets?hash=item25579a7f83#ht_537wt_1068&quot;&gt;http://cgi.ebay.com/ANTHROPOLOGIE-Jacket-VINTAGE-FLORAL-sz-8-SALE_W0QQitemZ160383532931QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_CSA_WC_Blazers_Tailored_Jackets?hash=item25579a7f83#ht_537wt_1068&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AHHHHHH!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m gettin&apos; that jacket tonaighhhttt yessss&lt;br /&gt;blegh so sickkkkk, just imagine a rendition of The Blob making a happy home in my lungs and air ways&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:( sick sucks</description>
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  <lj:mood>Sneezy</lj:mood>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:50:40 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>Despite being really sick, today was beautiful in an indescribable way&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have never felt so perfect with someone before. All day just drinking tea and cuddling on the couch, rubbing my back when I had to cough despite my really really sore throat. He&apos;s amazing and he&apos;s in love with me&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and that in itself is more beautiful than anything i could imagine</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:33:24 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I&apos;m throwing in the towel</title>
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  <description>sometimes people aren&apos;t your friends, and it&apos;s sucky but what can you do?</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 01:21:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>so there was a long goodnight for livejournal</title>
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  <description>I moved to tumblr not too long ago, but seriously... I hate it haha&lt;br /&gt;it&apos;s so weird, and frankly, it&apos;s completely just a constant exhibition of oneself. I like livejournal, it&apos;s easier to actually connect with people rather than just say this is all about me and its great...&lt;br /&gt;Now that I&apos;ve gotten that out of the way :)&lt;br /&gt;back to myself!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It&apos;s been a very very very long time since I&apos;ve last posted, but this is exciting! I&apos;ve been to myself mostly, I&apos;ve been dating this boy for around five and a half months (?ish?) which is just swell and grand. I have been working on college applications and crocheting so much it will make your head spin!&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m keeping with the original dreadlock plan once swim is over, so the countdown begins!</description>
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  <lj:music>John Wayne Gacy, Jr.: Sufjan Stevens</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:04:51 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Aghhhhh!!! Angst is best expressed in a different language</title>
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  <description>He&apos;s leavin&apos; &lt;br /&gt;=\&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Und dass ist mein leben!&lt;br /&gt;Es ist bedauerlich dass ich hab ganichts gesachts &lt;br /&gt;Aber... Ich weiss es nicht.. Was kann ich sagen? Nichts!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ich kann kein Deutsch, Mehr Uebung!!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 21:21:31 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Panic on the Streets of Birmingham</title>
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  <description>my head hurts and im embarrassed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;im gona take somehting and study prolly</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 15:43:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>aslkdjfl;</title>
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  <description>Haven&apos;t updated in a while- I guess tech class is the place to do it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Things have been more than hectic, I&apos;m tired but enjoying life.&lt;br /&gt;I really want it to get warm soon. This summer I&apos;m taking the plunge and knotting my hair at RISD, probably won&apos;t ask my parents which may be a bad thing but ohhh welllll.&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Ruscito keeps this room freezin&apos;, my teeth are practically chattering.&lt;br /&gt;five minutes til my lunch starts- sweet deal. &lt;br /&gt;I can&apos;t wait til prom!</description>
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  <lj:music>NONE, bummer right?</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 03:02:43 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Fourteenth Street is going to drown</title>
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  <description>I am very hurt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;love&lt;br /&gt;cait</description>
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  <lj:music>Blonde on Blonde: Nada Surf</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 07:54:57 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>HAIIIIIIIIII&lt;br /&gt;Eees Ohmos&apos; tree in da mo&apos;nin&lt;br /&gt;yoo no wehhr ur kidz aht?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ei dooooo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m very tired&lt;br /&gt;But I&apos;m hangin&apos; with my cousin&lt;br /&gt;I HAD A STAPLE LOGGED IN MY THROAT EARLIER OH MY GOD!&lt;br /&gt;more on dat shyt later&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m over tired</description>
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  <lj:music>Rage!: Chromeo</lj:music>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 01:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>If you guys want a laugh</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.homosexualityexplained.com/&quot;&gt;http://www.homosexualityexplained.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&quot;I&apos;m not speaking in a condemning tone&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haha really?</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 02:50:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I&apos;m setting an unrealistic goal</title>
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  <description>Or am I?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I, Caitlin Marie Cannon, will complete a triathlon before next time this year.&lt;br /&gt;Call me crazy but I just want to accomplish something amazing&lt;br /&gt;Well, amazing to me.&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I&apos;ll ask Bouchard for some races I could get ready for</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:32:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Prayers for Bobby</title>
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  <description>THIS MOVIE IS SO SAD!&lt;br /&gt;The worst is that like, it&apos;s true. &lt;br /&gt;I really hate the perceptions folks have on homosexual people. Being gay doesn&apos;t mean anything about like WHO you are. Loving someone doesn&apos;t mean anything more than Just loving them. &lt;br /&gt;Fuck this bitch mom haha. &lt;br /&gt;I saw a little clip from Ellen about some little boy who had asked another little boy to be his valentine. The boy killed him for being gay.&lt;br /&gt;People are horrible sometimes.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:32:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Its high time the weather was under me</title>
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  <description>I have this irrational fear that everything I&apos;m doing right now is planning and building into this giant failure. I know that that is a silly idea for someone my age to think about but as I get to know more and more people&lt;br /&gt;the more I become disgusted and out of place.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe it&apos;s supposed to be this way. I hope if there is some goal I&apos;m supposed to reach I learn about it soon because I don&apos;t want to fail anymore.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:26:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Well, that&apos;s a waste of a patent</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 23:31:49 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>the funniest argument ever</title>
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  <description>dis kid&apos;s retahhded&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;come out of the womb with a cell phone&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Well that&apos;s impossible&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;obviously&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;im just waiting until they develop a way to just download information into your brain&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;you dont have to study and read&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Realistically that won&apos;t happen&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;just plug in and you then know everything about the 1800&apos;s&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Like time travel&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Because it&apos;s not worth the risk&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;time travel is impossible&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Alright Nate&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;rephrasing it&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;i read an article sayign time travel was impossible&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;But like the downloading information would probably require lots of brain surgery and that&apos;s not worth it&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Even if time travel was possible they wouldn&apos;t do it&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Because like&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;but wouldnt you like to just wake up and say hey im gonna learn how to fly a plane&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;and download&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;and now your a pilot&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;The Butterfly effect&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;No&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;never saw it&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;I wouldn&apos;t&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Because have the satisfaction is the journey&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;well just cause you could download&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;doesnt mean you have to&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;so you could do a combionation of the two&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;if you liek learning about one thing do it but if you dotn want to learn math download it&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;I still think that that is the biggest waste of a scientific advancement&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;well what do you think they should develop then&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;A cure for cancer?&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;AIDS?&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Diabetes?&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;well thats a different field of science&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;A better way to keep soil nutrient or purify drinking water in third world countries&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;im talkign technological advances&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;But the government funding should go to THOSE things&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;and not retarded fantasies&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;well what if you could download 15 years of medical knowlege to people in africa so that they can help&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Or for technology, alter computer chip making machines so they don&apos;t ruin water forever&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;But like&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;and bring better health care to 3rd world nations&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;That would require so much wasted money and time&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Instead of just doing it&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Because plenty of people have the knowledge, fuck volunteers do the stuff that&apos;s required&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Its just a matter of money&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;yea but theres only so many volunteers&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;There are actually a lot&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;The only problem with volunteering is the salary is meager to say the very least&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;you cant say there isnt a shortage of health care profesionals in 3rd world nations&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m not saying that, I&apos;m saying a country as advanced as we are should be sending health care professionals there instead of wasting money making dream like inventions that would take an unfathomable amount of time to develop&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;And like I said before&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;it would most likely require a lot of surgery&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;and no one would test shit like that because brain surgery is very risky as it is&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;true&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Yeah&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;but there are people who risk their lives anyways&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;im sure there would be people who would try it&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Yeah I&apos;m sure people would love to surrender their bodies for life threatening and very painful procedures so they could be lazy and not learn things on their own&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;well what if someones got nothing left to lose&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;im just saying there would probably be people out there, maybe people out of their mind, but still volunteers to try it&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;You realize they would have to do it over and over, hundreds of times just to test&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Are you even listening to your argument or are you just afraid to be wrong&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;no im listening to my argument and im not wrong&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;people have died in the past to develop new medical/technological practices&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;what makes you say that the future will be any different&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Because the people that have died (the countless numbers you are basically pulling out of your ass) have died for advancements that are really helpful&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Like medicine&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Not&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Being lazy fucks who can&apos;t pick up a book and learn something&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;lets count how many people have died in a car accident until we have developed a 100% safe vehicle&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;still hasnt happened&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;but still a highly useful technological advancement&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Those aren&apos;t volunteers, that&apos;s not medicine, and its also a weak argument&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Like people don&apos;t buy a car &quot;LETS DIE TODAY!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;in the beginning they did&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;They buy a car because of its practicality and aid in transpirational purposes&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;and no they didn&apos;t&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;what about cars that are extremely unsafe&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;the first cars&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;people died in fires&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;because you can use dummies&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;and really&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;gasoline explosions&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;they didnt in the past&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;They werent that unsafe because they didnt really go that fast&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;thats new advances fixing problems&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Give me statistics, Nate&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;You are basically saying&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Because people tried out cars&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;They will definitely want their heads cut open, have wires and things that could possibly cause sepsis, risk retardation, and rejection of the objects causing life threatening tumors and SOOO much more&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;the people developing the first engines&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;yea&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;its risky&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;your playign with explosives&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Nate, that&apos;s not at all the same thing&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;flamable materials&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Not even in the slightest bit&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;You and I were talking about medical procedures&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;certain things that are great technological advancements were danegrous in the beginnings&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Oh my god&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Haha I&apos;m done talking to you about this&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;This is honestly&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;the dumbest thing I&apos;ve heard you say&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Ever.&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;and its not worth getting heated over&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;hahaha&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;you are rediculous&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;SPELL RIDICULOUS FUCKING RIGHT&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;WHO THE HELL CARES&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;you knew what i meant deal with ti&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;it*&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Hahaha deal with it&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Okay&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Because your poor spelling and grammar just kills me&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;then thats really sad that someones typing on a computer&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;even has the slightest impact on you&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;That was sarcasm&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;hard to tell on aim&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;you get so worked up over silly little things&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m not worked up at all&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;you sound it&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;No, I just think your opinion is stupid&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m fine&lt;br /&gt;Nate Stiener&lt;br /&gt;its my opinion and im entitled to have it and i personally think your opinion is also stupid&lt;br /&gt;Cait Cannon&lt;br /&gt;Alright 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  <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 02:33:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I&apos;m the best imitation of myself</title>
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  <description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://s376.photobucket.com/albums/oo207/caitmariepeaches/?action=view&amp;amp;current=n1487370148_30069656_8417.jpg&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo207/caitmariepeaches/n1487370148_30069656_8417.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; alt=&quot;Photobucket&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today I decided I&apos;m going to buy a lomo fisheye 2 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have the biggest nostrils in the world</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 04:01:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I should read more...</title>
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  <description>1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.&lt;br /&gt;2) Italicize those you intend to read.&lt;br /&gt;3) Underline the books you LOVE.&lt;br /&gt;4) Reprint this list in your own LJ so we can try and track down these people who&apos;ve read 6 and force books upon them&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien&lt;br /&gt;3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte &lt;br /&gt;4&lt;b&gt; Harry Potter series - JK Rowling&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5 &lt;b&gt;To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6 &lt;b&gt;The Bible&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7 Wuthering Heights&lt;br /&gt;8 &lt;b&gt;Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;9 &lt;i&gt;His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman&lt;/i&gt; &lt;b&gt;I&apos;ve read the first one&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10 &lt;b&gt;Great Expectations - Charles Dickens&lt;/b&gt; &lt;br /&gt;11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott&lt;br /&gt;12 Tess of the D&apos;Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;13 &lt;i&gt;Catch 22 - Joseph Heller&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14 Complete Works of Shakespeare&lt;br /&gt;15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier&lt;br /&gt;16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien&lt;br /&gt;17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulks&lt;br /&gt;18 &lt;b&gt;Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19 The Time Traveller&apos;s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger&lt;br /&gt;20 Middlemarch - George Eliot&lt;br /&gt;21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell&lt;br /&gt;22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald &lt;br /&gt;23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy&lt;br /&gt;25 &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;The Hitch Hiker&apos;s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh&lt;br /&gt;27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky&lt;br /&gt;28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck&lt;br /&gt;29&lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt; Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame&lt;br /&gt;31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy&lt;br /&gt;32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis&lt;br /&gt;34 Emma - Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;35 Persuasion - Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;36 &lt;b&gt;The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;37 &lt;i&gt;The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;38 Captain Corelli&apos;s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres&lt;br /&gt;39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden&lt;br /&gt;40 &lt;b&gt;Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;41 &lt;i&gt;Animal Farm - George Orwell&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown&lt;br /&gt;43 &lt;i&gt;One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;44 &lt;i&gt;A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins&lt;br /&gt;46 &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;48 &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;The Handmaid&apos;s Tale - Margaret Atwood&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;49 &lt;i&gt;Lord of the Flies - William Golding&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;50 Atonement - Ian McEwan&lt;br /&gt;51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel&lt;br /&gt;52 Dune - Frank Herbert&lt;br /&gt;53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons&lt;br /&gt;54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen&lt;br /&gt;55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth&lt;br /&gt;56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon&lt;br /&gt;57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;58 &lt;i&gt;Brave New World - Aldous Huxley&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;59 &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt; !!&lt;br /&gt;60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez&lt;br /&gt;61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck&lt;br /&gt;62 &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;br /&gt;63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt&lt;br /&gt;64 &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas&lt;br /&gt;66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac&lt;br /&gt;67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy&lt;br /&gt;68 Bridget Jones&apos;s Diary - Helen Fielding&lt;br /&gt;69 Midnight&apos;s Children - Salman Rushdie&lt;br /&gt;70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville&lt;br /&gt;71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;72 Dracula - Bram Stoker&lt;br /&gt;73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett&lt;br /&gt;74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson&lt;br /&gt;75 Ulysses - James Joyce&lt;br /&gt;76 The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath&lt;br /&gt;77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome&lt;br /&gt;78 Germinal - Emile Zola&lt;br /&gt;79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray&lt;br /&gt;80 Possession - AS Byatt&lt;br /&gt;81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens&lt;br /&gt;82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell&lt;br /&gt;83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker&lt;br /&gt;84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro&lt;br /&gt;85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert&lt;br /&gt;86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry&lt;br /&gt;88 &lt;b&gt;The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle&lt;br /&gt;90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton&lt;br /&gt;91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad&lt;br /&gt;92 &lt;b&gt;The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks&lt;br /&gt;94 Watership Down - Richard Adams&lt;br /&gt;95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole&lt;br /&gt;96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute&lt;br /&gt;97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas&lt;br /&gt;98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare&lt;br /&gt;99 &lt;b&gt;&lt;u&gt;Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 21 Dec 2008 20:35:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Professional Idiots</title>
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  <description>I&apos;m in my living room with snow continuing to flutter down outside watching a program about heavily tattooed folks. Now, I love tattoos and plan on getting my fair share when I turn eighteen. On the show, there is this MFer psychologist asshole explaining that everyone who gets tattoos has subconscious hatred towards someone in their past. &lt;br /&gt;Now, books and professional experts are great, but this guy has no idea what he is talking about. Tribes have been doing ritual ink and scarification since wayyyy before any of this psycho bullshit came to being. &lt;br /&gt;Suppressed Anger? Narcissism? Anger starved? This is bullshit&lt;br /&gt;I like ink because I like colors. What&apos;s wrong with enjoying a splash of color on a canvas that is entirely our own.&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m not a freak and I guarantee most people that get tattoos aren&apos;t freaks&lt;br /&gt;And if you are a freak, then you are a freak with or without tattoos&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate psychologists and all of that mind shit.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:16:59 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>A&lt;br /&gt;- Available: Yeah &lt;br /&gt;- Age: 16&lt;br /&gt;- Annoyance: My family&lt;br /&gt;- Animal: Owl&lt;br /&gt;B&lt;br /&gt;- Beer: Stella Artois&lt;br /&gt;- Birthday: May 7th&lt;br /&gt;- Best Friend(s): Are pretty neato&lt;br /&gt;- Body Part on opposite sex: Eyes, hands&lt;br /&gt;- Best feeling in the world: Self acceptance&lt;br /&gt;- Blind or Deaf: Deaf&lt;br /&gt;- Best weather: It depends on the mood, right now I want summer&lt;br /&gt;- Been in Love: Yes&lt;br /&gt;- Been on stage: Yeah&lt;br /&gt;- Believe in Magic: No&lt;br /&gt;- Believe in Santa: No &lt;br /&gt;C&lt;br /&gt;- Candy: Candy Raspberries&lt;br /&gt;- Color: Ocean colors&lt;br /&gt;- Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla&lt;br /&gt;- Chinese/Mexican: Mexican &lt;br /&gt;- Cake or pie: Pie&lt;br /&gt;- Continent to visit: Europe&lt;br /&gt;- Cheese: Pepper Jack&lt;br /&gt;D&lt;br /&gt;- Day or Night: Day&lt;br /&gt;- Dance in the rain: Surely&lt;br /&gt;E&lt;br /&gt;- Eyes: Hazel leaning towards green&lt;br /&gt;- Everyone&apos;s got: the ability &lt;br /&gt;- Ever failed a class?: No&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;F&lt;br /&gt;- First thoughts waking up: That I hate my alarm&lt;br /&gt;- Food: Clementines &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;G&lt;br /&gt;- Greatest Fear: Not getting into RISD&lt;br /&gt;- Goals: Lose ten pounds&lt;br /&gt;- Gum: Trident peppermint&lt;br /&gt;- Get along with your parents? My dad, yes, my mom, sometimes&lt;br /&gt;- Good luck charm: confidence&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;H&lt;br /&gt;- Hair Color: Dark brown&lt;br /&gt;- Height: 5&apos; 5&quot;&lt;br /&gt;- Happy: Not at the moment&lt;br /&gt;- Holiday: Bastille Day&lt;br /&gt;- How do you want to die: Regularly &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&lt;br /&gt;- Ice Cream: Black Raspberry&lt;br /&gt;- Instrument: Tuba, trombone, bass, sax&lt;br /&gt;J&lt;br /&gt;- Jewelry: Rings and bracelets&lt;br /&gt;- Job: Fuck the man&lt;br /&gt;K&lt;br /&gt;- Kids: No&lt;br /&gt;- Kickboxing or karate: Kickboxing&lt;br /&gt;- Keep a journal? It&apos;s a visual journal&lt;br /&gt;L&lt;br /&gt;- Love: is not something I&apos;m going to get&lt;br /&gt;- Letter: Q&lt;br /&gt;- Laughed so hard you cried: Surely&lt;br /&gt;M&lt;br /&gt;- Milk flavor: NO!&lt;br /&gt;- Movies: Beetlejuice, Rocky Horror, Trainspotting, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Life Aquatic&lt;br /&gt;- Motion sickness? Yes&lt;br /&gt;- McD’s or BK: Neither&lt;br /&gt;N&lt;br /&gt;- Number: 3&lt;br /&gt;O&lt;br /&gt;- One wish: Make it in the art world&lt;br /&gt;P&lt;br /&gt;- Perfect Pizza: Veggie Pizza &lt;br /&gt;- Pepsi/Coke: Water&lt;br /&gt;Q&lt;br /&gt;- Quail: Quoi?&lt;br /&gt;R&lt;br /&gt;- Reason to cry: Sometimes you don&apos;t need a reason to just be pissed&lt;br /&gt;- Reality T.V.: Sucks me in&lt;br /&gt;- Radio Station: No&lt;br /&gt;- Roll your tongue in a circle?: Ohhhh yeaaaaah ;)&lt;br /&gt;- Ring size: 6.5&lt;br /&gt;S&lt;br /&gt;- Song: Raindrops Keep Fallin&apos; on My Head&lt;br /&gt;- Shoe size: 9&lt;br /&gt;- Salad Dressing: Balsamic Vinagrette &lt;br /&gt;- Sushi: Yum&lt;br /&gt;- Slept outside: I have indeed&lt;br /&gt;- Smoked?: Yes&lt;br /&gt;- Skinny dipped?: Yes&lt;br /&gt;- Shower daily?: Yes&lt;br /&gt;- Sing well?: I try&lt;br /&gt;- In the shower?: No&lt;br /&gt;- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries&lt;br /&gt;T&lt;br /&gt;- Tattoos?: Yes and more to come&lt;br /&gt;- Time for bed: Now&lt;br /&gt;- Thunderstorms: Should happen more often&lt;br /&gt;U&lt;br /&gt;- Unpredictable: My future&lt;br /&gt;V&lt;br /&gt;- Vacation spot: Ocean &lt;br /&gt;W&lt;br /&gt;- Weakness: Self consciousness&lt;br /&gt;- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: None of them&lt;br /&gt;- Who makes you laugh the most: Idk&lt;br /&gt;- Worst feeling: Not being good enough&lt;br /&gt;- Wanted to be a model: No&lt;br /&gt;- Where do we go when we die? We rot just like everything else, entropy, yo.&lt;br /&gt;- Worst Weather? Gray&lt;br /&gt;X&lt;br /&gt;- X-Ray: Glasses&lt;br /&gt;- Ex&apos;s: Are assholes&lt;br /&gt;Y&lt;br /&gt;-Year it is now: 2008 killin&apos; me dead&lt;br /&gt;-Yellow: Submarine&lt;br /&gt;Z&lt;br /&gt;- Zoo animal: Owls&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LAST PERSON WHO…&lt;br /&gt;1. Slept in a bed beside you? My cousin&lt;br /&gt;2. You went to the mall with? My mom and José&lt;br /&gt;3. You went to dinner with? Chris, Marc, and Clark if you could even call that dinner &lt;br /&gt;4. You talked to on the phone? My dad :( &lt;br /&gt;5. Made you laugh? Family Guy&lt;br /&gt;6. Hugged you? My mom&lt;br /&gt;7. Said they loved you? My dad&lt;br /&gt;8. Held your hand? It&apos;s been a while&lt;br /&gt;9. Spoke with? Jeannine&lt;br /&gt;10. You cried over? Myself.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:58:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>this is hilarious</title>
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  <description>I look like KEANNU!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.myheritage.com/collage&quot; title=&quot;MyHeritage - free family trees, genealogy and face recognition&quot; alt=&quot;MyHeritage - free family trees, genealogy and face recognition&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://storage.myheritagefiles.com/M/storage/site1/files/10/83/02/108302_349056cd974394bwtuf806.JPG&quot; width=&quot;500&quot; height=&quot;574&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2008 05:21:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>alliteration abomination</title>
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  <description>Im like a jelly fish in reverse&lt;br /&gt;i feel my body pumppumppumpropelling in the direction i intend to go, but as i graze by other moving, living, breathing, feeling things the tangled temperamental tentacles that embody my emotions explode, radiating energy in every direction, internalizing electric shocks of simple anger, aggresion, angst or what-have-you. &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m jetting in this big void. blue and only blue encompass my brain&lt;br /&gt;My cerebral chord being eaten and consumed with mammoth mental malignant tumors&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;I&apos;m going to be sick&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In one year of my young childhood life I experienced the true shock of something worth genuinely being upset about. Here, seven years later it consumes my thoughts&lt;br /&gt;Eating the soft bloody tissues making up my brain&lt;br /&gt;leaving black burn marks on the soft petals of unfinished and unmade memories. &lt;br /&gt;Memories must feel like soggy petals, I&apos;m almost sure of it&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m afraid of the unidentifiable. I&apos;m a stranger amongst friends&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I repeat the same redundant rambling feelings in this stupid digitalized chronicling of god knows what and I&apos;m getting nowhere. I&apos;ve been running towards this glorified destination only to discover my tired feet have only been rhythmically pounding the treadmill of life, going nowhere and seeing the same bullshit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No one reads this retarded corny shit anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;we&apos;re all wankers though.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:13:12 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Your left, your left, your military left</title>
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  <description>I hate driving&lt;br /&gt;I HATE driving&lt;br /&gt;Its not that I&apos;m bad at it&lt;br /&gt;I just HATE it. I&apos;ve never hated any activity more than driving. It stresses me out and I fucking HATE stick shift because Im terrible at it and I hate things Im bad at&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate driving.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;I HATE DRIVING&lt;/b&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:26:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>And I feel just like Jesus&apos; son</title>
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  <description>Are we just sitting in the middle of two rail way tracks&lt;br /&gt;one deciding a boring life involving nothing but a clean slate &lt;br /&gt;and the other letting you dirty your jeans with grass stains while playing with the unknown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The mind is an amazing thing.&lt;br /&gt;I should stop fucking with mine.</description>
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  <lj:music>Heroin: The Velvet Underground</lj:music>
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